What kind of sneakers do kidnappers wear?

White Vans.

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I thought it would be a real ethical conundrum when the PETA Headquarters got a rat problem

But they just did what they do to all the dogs they rescue.

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A man was hospitalized with 6 plastic horses up his butt.

The doctor described his condition as “stable “.

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My teacher asked my to make up a sentence using the words defence, defeat and detail

When a horse jumps over defence defeat go first then detail.

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If you think that your computer, laptop and phone spying on you is scary then think again,

Because your vaccum cleaner has been gathering dirt on you for years

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A man gets on a bus and sits next to a lady with a child ..

The mother is trying to get her fussy son to breastfeed, she finally gets frustrated and tells the baby, "You better take to the milk, or I'll give it to this man sitting here..."

She tries a few more minutes, the baby is still just very fussy, she tells the baby again, "You need to start soon, or I'll give your milk to this man sitting here..."

She continues to try to get her babe to start feeding and finally in a stern tone tells the babe, "This is the last warning, you need to stop being fussy, or I'll give your milk to this man sitting here..."

The man finally gets exasperated and says, "Lady, you need to make up your mind, I was supposed to get off the bus three stops back!"

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I built a model of Mount Everest and my son asked, “Is it to scale?” I replied, “No."

“It’s to look at.”

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