When I was a teen, my dad showed me a 30 minute PowerPoint presentation on why one should always wear a condom during sex.

All the slides were just pictures of me.

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While my wife was in labor, I read her the front page from /r/Jokes to distract her from the pain, but she didn’t seem amused...

It must have been the delivery...

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Dude explaining how he made his first $10 million:

1. Get up at 5:00AM every day
   
2. 90 minutes of cardio
   
3. Take a cold shower
   
4. Journal
   
5. Schedule out your day
   
6. Dad owns Fortune 500 company
   
7. Meditate

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There has been two mass shootings within a week of each here in the United States.

It’s only been one year since COVID lockdowns but it looks like America is finally getting back to normal

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The British Flat Earth society opened a branch in the US

It is called Apartment Earth Society.

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My Friend Asked Me to Stop Singing “I’m a Believer”. I Thought She Was Joking...

But then I saw her face

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I rung up work this morning..

"My wife died last night." I explained. "I'm going to need some time off."

"Oh my goodness, that's awful." Replied the secretary. "We understand though, take as much time off as you need."

"Thank you." I said. "It'll be about eighteen years, if I behave myself."

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