"Okay, you man the guns. I'll drive."
Thứ Năm, 25 tháng 3, 2021
Thứ Tư, 24 tháng 3, 2021
My uncle bought a piano from Nigeria.
So he brings it home and hires a guy to come tune it. The piano tuner struggles with it and after five minutes says, “Lemme guess... West African piano?”
“Yeah, how did you know?” my uncle responds.
“Well, West African pianos are notoriously hard to tune,” he says, “not like North African pianos, they Tunisia “
Bloke is in bed with his wife having sexy time when there's a knock at the front door...
It's 2am and bloke isn't impressed but the knock is persistent so he goes downstairs. Opening the front door he sees it's blowing a gale and raining sideways and there's a man standing there, bedraggled and soaked.
"Excuse me can I have a push?" the man gasps.
"Fuck off!" says bloke, slams the door and stomps back to bed.
"Who was that?" asks his wife, so he tells her.
When he'd finished she says "That's a bit mean - you had a flat tyre last month in the middle of the night and a stranger helped you. Just think if you were out in this weather - how would you feel if you'd just been fucked off?"
Bloke felt guilty so gets dressed, grabs a torch and staggers outside into the storm.
"Hello? I've changed my mind and have come to give you a push!" he yells.
"That's great!" a voice calls back.
"Where are you?" bloke calls out.
"Over here" the stranger shouts. "On the swings".
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