“Sir, you gave me an extra.” That’s a freebie.
Chủ Nhật, 28 tháng 3, 2021
An Asian man walked into the currency exchange in New York City with 2000 yen and walked out with $72.
The following week, he walked in with 2000 yen, and was handed $66. He asked the teller why he got less money that week than the previous week.
The teller said "Fluctuations."
The Asian man stormed out, and just before slamming the door, turned around and shouted, "Fuck you Americans too!"
Thứ Bảy, 27 tháng 3, 2021
*nsfw* Russian
A large burly Russian man went on a holiday in Thailand. He heard about the extraordinary red light district there, where whoring is rampant. He got himself one hooker and brought her to his hotel room.
There, he began removing his clothes. First, he took off his shirt. The hooker gasps and says "Oh...what large chest you have!"
"That's because I am Russian," he says.
Next, he removes his pants. Again, the hooker gasps and says "Oh...what large thighs you have!"
"That's because I am Russian," he says.
Then, he removes his underwear. The hooker gasps her loudest and says "OH!!! What large penis you have!!!"
"That's because I am Russian," he says.
Now, it's the hooker's turn to remove her clothes. She starts with her top. The Russian remarks "Hmmm...what small breasts you have."
"That's because I am Thai," she says.
Then, she takes off her skirt. The Russian says "Hmmm...what slender legs you have."
"That's because I am Thai," she says.
Finally, she takes of her panties. And the Russian exclaims, "OHHH! YOU ARE RUSSIAN!!!"
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