and yells “WHO THE FUCK FUCKED MY WIFE?!”
it’s quiet for a moment, and then a man at the back of the bar says “Mate you don’t got enough bullets”
Thứ Hai, 29 tháng 3, 2021
My neighbor is a 90 year old with Alzheimer's, I see him every morning and he asks me if I've seen his wife.
Every day I have to tell this poor man that his wife died 20 years ago. I could have moved to another house or even ignore his question. But the look of joy in his eyes whenever I answer him is worth the world.
A German Shepherd, a Doberman, and a cat died.
In Heaven, all three faced God, who wanted to know what they believed in.
The German Shepherd said, “I believe in discipline, training, and loyalty to my master.”
“Good!” said God. “Sit at my right side.” Then God asked, “Doberman, what do you believe in?”
The Doberman answered, “I believe in the love, care, and protection of my master.”
“Aha,” said God, “you may sit on my left.”
Then God looked at the cat and asked, “And what do you believe in?”
“I believe,” replied the cat, “that you are sitting in my seat.”
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