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Thứ Tư, 31 tháng 3, 2021

You don't need an Ancestry DNA kit to find out who your relatives are.

Just tell everyone that you've won the lottery.

For her birthday I bought my wife new beads for her abacus.

It's the little things that count.

I attended a premature ejaculators support group today.

Turns out it's tomorrow.

A man lays sprawled across three entire seats at a posh theatre. Before the show has even started, an usher walks by and notices the man.

“Sir, you're only allowed one seat, can you please sit up?"

The man groans, but remains seated. The Usher becoming impatient with the man, "sir, if you don't get up, I will need to get my manager involved"

Again the man just groans, which infuriates the Usher as he marches off to get the manager. In a few moments he returns with the manager and they both repeatedly attempt to move him, but with no success. It was at this point that the manager calls the police.

Moments later, a police officer arrives and approaches the man, "alright buddy, what's your name?"

"Sam" the man moans.

"And where ya from Sam?"

With pain in his voice Sam replied, "the balcony".

What's the difference between your mother, and your father's hamster tube?

One's a fat prostitute and the other's a fat prostate chute.

What's Michelle Obama's favourite vegetable

Barackoli

Mama and Papa did not let me listen to classical or jazz music as a kid.

Too much sax and violins, apparently.