A stormtrooper...
Thứ Năm, 1 tháng 4, 2021
A Finnish lumberjack moves to Canada for work
Towards the end of his first work day, the foreman comes to speak to him,
"So, how much work have you gotten done?"
"I've made 64 logs." the Finn responds.
"Well that's not enough, we agreed on 100 logs everyday" the foreman said while shaking his head, "I'll come check back on you tomorrow."
The next day, the Finn makes 92 logs.
"Much better, but not enough, we need 100 logs." The foreman says.
"I'm working as hard as a person possibly can, there's no way I'm able to make anymore" the Finn responds.
The foreman seems perplexed, "Let me see your...
A farmer buys a young rooster...
As soon as he gets it home, the rooster fucks all the farmer’s 150 hens. The farmer is impressed. At lunch, the rooster screws all 150 hens again.
The next day, the rooster fucks the ducks and the geese. Sadly, later that day, the farmer finds the rooster laying on the ground half-dead with vultures circling overhead. The farmer says, “you deserve it, you horny bastard.”
The rooster opens one eye and says “Shhhh, they’re about to land!”...
There was this guy working at McDonald’s.
and it was his turn to cook the French fries. So he put the frozen fries in the metal basket and dipped it in the oil. You see this guy was a veteran chef and used to be able to sense when food was cooked by looking at it's color or by smelling it, he never needed a timer or a meat thermometer or anything to help him, and so he just stared at the fries, looking at its color as it turned from white to yellow, compensating for the fact that the oil was too, yellow.
Everyone was usually in awe of him because his fries were always yellow crispy perfect....
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