I feel desserted
Thứ Bảy, 3 tháng 4, 2021
Teach a man a joke, and he will laugh for a day.
Teach a redditor a joke, and they will repost it for a lifetime.
It's cake and y'all know the rules!
An optimist and a pessimist were riding a bus together when the optimist got hungry.
"Let's stop at the next restaurant," said the optimist. "Then we can take the next bus and continue our journey."
"I don't think that's a good idea," said the pessimist. "It could cause something bad to happen."
"Or it could cause something good to happen," replied the optimist, "and besides, I'm hungry!"
So the two of them left the bus and went into the restaurant.
While they were eating, a news report came on the TV.
"A bus was crushed in an avalanche fifteen minutes ago," said the reporter. "Everyone on the bus was killed." The optimist and the pessimist recognized the bus as the one they had gotten off.
"See?" said the optimist. "I told you something good would happen if we got off the bus!"
"Good?" sputtered the pessimist. "If the bus hadn't stopped to let us off, it might have missed the avalanche!"
What’s the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief?
The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, “Sign here please.”
Kick me out after this one
So if you go for a shit at 11:59pm and you still on it at 12:01am does that literally mean it’s same shit different day?
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