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Thứ Bảy, 3 tháng 4, 2021

An optimist and a pessimist were riding a bus together when the optimist got hungry.

"Let's stop at the next restaurant," said the optimist. "Then we can take the next bus and continue our journey." "I don't think that's a good idea," said the pessimist. "It could cause something bad to happen." "Or it could cause something good to happen," replied the optimist, "and besides, I'm hungry!" So the two of them left the bus and went into the restaurant. While they were eating, a news report came on the TV. "A bus was crushed in an avalanche fifteen minutes ago," said the reporter. "Everyone on the bus was killed." The optimist and...

I saw two men beating a kid up, so naturally I ran over to help...

There's no way the kid could take on all three of us...

What’s the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief?

The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, “Sign here please.”...

Kick me out after this one

So if you go for a shit at 11:59pm and you still on it at 12:01am does that literally mean it’s same shit different day?...

I really think OSHA should make an OnlyFans account

They're some of the leading experts in NSFW content after all...

It turns out, 'Fox News' has no actual coverage of foxes.

I was also disappointed by BBC news....

Thứ Sáu, 2 tháng 4, 2021

I paid a transgender woman to have sex with me today.

Best transaction ever...