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She brought in a variety of lifesavers and said,”Children, I’d like you to close your eyes and taste these.” The kids easily identified the taste of cherries, lemons and mint, but when the teacher gave them honey-flavored lifesavers, all of the kids were stumped. “I’ll give you a hint,” said the teacher. “It’s somethin your mommy and daddy probably call each other all the time.” Instantly, Little Johnny coughed his onto the floor and shouted, “Quick! Spit’em out! They’re assholes
She threw one a little too hard and it came back and hit her in the eye. She ran inside yelling and crying and her parents drove her to the hospital
The doctor tells the family that her eye is going to have to be removed and she’ll need a prosthetic. The family doesn’t have a lot of money and can’t afford a proper glass eye, so instead they get one made of wood.
For the next few years the girl endures every bit of teasing and every joke about her eye that comes her way. She ends up being very shy and lonely.
Then she hears her school is having a dance and she decides to go. She gets dressed up and looking very nice and leaves for the dance.
At the dance she stands off to the side hoping someone might ask her to dance. Eventually she spots a boy her age sitting down across the room. He has a prosthetic leg and seems to be in the same situation she is.
She crosses the room, goes up to him and asks if he wants to dance. He gets so excited, jumps out of his chair and cries “Oh boy would I!”
The girl scowls at him, yells out “peg leg” and walks off
The woman, astonished, replies: “I beg your pardon, such language is not tolerated in our bank.”
She then leaves the window and walks over to her manager to explain the situation.
The manager agrees that the clerk shouldn’t have to put up with that kind of language.
They both return to the window and the manager asks the man: “Sir, what seems to be the problem here?”
“There is no fucking problem” says the man.
“I just won $200 million in the damn lottery and I want to put my fucking money in this damn bank.”
“Oh, I see.” says the manager. “And is this bitch giving you a hard time, Sir?”