Funny Story

FunnyStory about animals and all around the world

Chủ Nhật, 4 tháng 4, 2021

Bill and Hillary Clinton are at a baseball game...

Bill and Hillary Clinton are at a baseball game. During the opening ceremonies, their secret service agent goes to Bill and whispers something in his ear. Bill looks up at the agent and says "I'm not sure I can do that". The agent then says "Well, sir, it's the teams and fans request and I think we should give the people what they want". Bill Clinton says "Well, if it's what the people want, then it's what the people shall get". Bill turns to Hillary, grabs her by the collar of her shirt and the belt on her waist and throws her over railing and...

During a biology exam a student has to list three pros of breast milk.

He's unprepared, but starts looking for common sense answers and writes down: Contains all the nutrients a baby needs, Doesn't need heating, But he still needs one more. And just as the time is about to run out, the student writes: Has great packaging. ...

Thứ Bảy, 3 tháng 4, 2021

Today is the final countdown...

4-3-21...

Today I cooked something for my family and they all said it was terrible.

Jokes on them, the smoke detector thought it was fire....

My girlfriend's vagina smells like roses....

But, Rose's is tighter......

Nobody will upvote a cake joke in my birthday

I feel desserted...

Teach a man a joke, and he will laugh for a day.

Teach a redditor a joke, and they will repost it for a lifetime. It's cake and y'all know the rules!...