A woman finds out that her husband has been using a strap-on for the entirety of the marriage, so she confronts him. "What's with the strap-on?"
To which the man replies, "What's with the kids?"
Chủ Nhật, 4 tháng 4, 2021
Bill and Hillary Clinton are at a baseball game...
Bill and Hillary Clinton are at a baseball game. During the opening ceremonies, their secret service agent goes to Bill and whispers something in his ear. Bill looks up at the agent and says "I'm not sure I can do that". The agent then says "Well, sir, it's the teams and fans request and I think we should give the people what they want". Bill Clinton says "Well, if it's what the people want, then it's what the people shall get". Bill turns to Hillary, grabs her by the collar of her shirt and the belt on her waist and throws her over railing and onto the field. The crowd goes wild, and Bill Clinton waves at the fans as Hillary is face down on the ground. The secret service agent nods his head and sighs and says "Sir, what they wanted was for you to throw the first pitch"
During a biology exam a student has to list three pros of breast milk.
He's unprepared, but starts looking for common sense answers and writes down:
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Contains all the nutrients a baby needs,
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Doesn't need heating,
But he still needs one more. And just as the time is about to run out, the student writes:
- Has great packaging.
Thứ Bảy, 3 tháng 4, 2021
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