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Chủ Nhật, 4 tháng 4, 2021

A man walks into a bank and says to the the clerk, “I want to open a fucking account in this damn bank.”

The woman, astonished, replies: “I beg your pardon, such language is not tolerated in our bank.”

She then leaves the window and walks over to her manager to explain the situation.

The manager agrees that the clerk shouldn’t have to put up with that kind of language.

They both return to the window and the manager asks the man: “Sir, what seems to be the problem here?”

“There is no fucking problem” says the man.

“I just won $200 million in the damn lottery and I want to put my fucking money in this damn bank.”

“Oh, I see.” says the manager. “And is this bitch giving you a hard time, Sir?”

An attractive woman once asked if I was more interested in breasts or legs. I told her that I was mainly into feet and anal.

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What does a priest get when he wants pussy?

He gets nun

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Not mentally, I've just found myself in fucking Utah.

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A woman finds out that her husband has been using a strap-on for the entirety of the marriage, so she confronts him. "What's with the strap-on?"

To which the man replies, "What's with the kids?"

My Wife said :- You got vasectomy without even telling me . Are you serious ?

I said :- I am not kidding you .