FunnyStory about animals and all around the world
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A guy goes to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist draws a circle and shows it to him.
"What's this?" asks the psychiatrist.
"A tit," says the guy.
The psychiatrist then draws a square.
"What's this?
"It's a tit," says the guy.
The psychiatrist then draws a triangle and shows it to the guy.
"So, what do you think this is?"
"It's a tit!" yells the guy.
"Sir, I'm afraid you have serious sexual issues," says the psychiatrist.
"I have issues? What about you? You keep drawing tits!"
A cabbie picks up a Nun.
She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won’t stop staring at her.
She asks him why he is staring.
He replies: ‘I have a question to ask you but I don’t want to offend you.’
She answers, ‘My son, you cannot offend me. When you’re as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I’m sure that there’s nothing'
‘Well, I’ve always had a fantasy to have sex with a nun.’
She responds,
‘Well, let’s see what we can do about that:
You have to be single
You must be Catholic.
I have to save my virginity, you will have to enter me from behind.
The cab driver is very excited and says,
‘Yes, I’m single, Catholic, and I’m happy to enter from behind!’
‘OK’ the nun says. ‘Pull into the next alley.’
The nun fulfills his fantasy, in a way that would make a hooker blush.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
‘My dear child,’ says the nun, ‘why are you crying?’
‘Forgive me but I’ve sinned. I lied and I must confess, I’m married and I’m Jewish.’
The nun says, ‘That’s OK. My name is Kevin and I’m going to fancy dress party.’
This isn't the best joke, but I'm really proud of how it came out. My sister and I are both in town visiting our parents for the first time in years. I keep dropping bad puns and my sister keeps yelling at me.
Tonight, we were telling stories from our youth, and I told her this one. She was really invested in it and had no idea it was BS until I got to the punchline:
When I was in college, I was really into this girl named Greta, but I was shy back then and not at all assertive. The girl and two of her friends were going to a nerdy Halloween party and decided to go as the first digits of pi. They needed someone to be the decimal, and I volunteered thinking it would give me a chance to talk to Greta. I was really excited until I got there and realized that she was the 4, which meant there was someone between us all night. I was miserable, barely spoke to anyone, and went home alone.
Thing is, the whole reason I went to the party was that I really thought she was the one.
He reduces height and spots a man below. He lowers the balloon farther and shouts, "Excuse me! Can you tell me where I am?"
The man below says you're in a hot air balloon hovering 30 ft above this field.
"You must be an engineer" says the balloonist
I am, replies to man. "How did you know?"
"Well", says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct but it's no use to anyone."
The man below says "You must be in management.
" I am" replies a balloonist. "How did you know?" Well, says the man. You don't know where you are, where you're going, but you expect me to be able to help. You are in the same position you were before we met but now it's my fault.
"Is this good for wasps?" he asks the assistant.
To which she replies "No, it kills them."