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Thứ Sáu, 16 tháng 4, 2021

I got booed off of the stage at the start of my comedy act for saying that I still live with my parents...

That's the last time I do a gig at an orphanage.

Man: Judge, 60% of my traffic tickets are bogus!

Judge: Repeat infractions?

Man: Ok. 3/5 of my traffic tickets are bogus!

My neighbours are complaining about my loud groans during sex in the mornings.If . . .

they only knew its me putting my socks on!

A man with no arms and no legs sits at the beach pondering his lonely life

3 beautiful women walk by and the first woman taking pity on the man walks up and asks "Have you ever been hugged before?"

"No" says the man. So she hugs him and walks on.

The 2nd woman also taking pity on the man, walks up and asks "Have you ever been kissed before?"

"No" the man replies sorrowfully. So she kisses him and walks on.

The 3rd woman also walks up to the man and asks him "Have you ever been fucked before?"

"No..." says the man now with a tear in his eye.

"Well thats what youre gonna be when the tide comes in"

It has been 2 years and still nobody knows why Notre Dame caught fire....

...but Quasimodo has a hunch.

Why does Shaggy always let Scooby roll their joints?

Because shaggys joints don't always turn out good but Scooby's doobies do

Why are atheists bad at exponents?

Because they don’t believe in a higher power.