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Thứ Tư, 21 tháng 4, 2021
4 Monks are being chased by a Hungry Lion!
4 Monks are being chased by a Hungry Lion. As they run, they cry out to God yelling, "PLEASE LORD! CONVERT THIS LION TO BE A CHRISTIAN LION!"
They run until they reach a dead end.
They hungry lion approaches slowly, as they cry out louder:
"PLEASE LORD HEAR OUR PRAYERS AND CONVERT HIM!"
They lion stops walking, and the monks praise God.
The lion kneels down, puts his paws together and says:
"Bless us, O Lord, and these, thy gifts, which we are about to receive through thy bounty, through Christ, our Lord, Amen."
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A man orders a tomato soup at a restaurant..
As soon as waiter brings the soup he started yelling at waiter and ask him to taste the soup.
Waiter "sorry sir we're not allowed to do that. I will bring you another one."
He still kept yelling at him and asked him to taste the soup.
Waiter was nervous by now so he told the man that "I will call the manager"
As soon as manager arrives, he starts yelling at him and asked him to taste the soup.
Manager apologies and tells the same that it is not in their policy and he asks waiter to bring another one.
But the man wouldn't stop asking manager to taste the soup.
Finally, manager gives up and said , "ok. I will taste the soup. Please give me the spoon."
Man said "exactly "
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