Why does Earth Day not affect /r/jokes?

Because everything is already 100% recycled.

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The vagina has more than 8000 nerve endings

But it’s still not nearly as sensitive as Reddit.

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I bought a wooden whistle. But it wooden whistle. so I bought a steel whistle. But it steel wooden whistle. So I bought a lead whistle. But it steel wooden lead me whistle.

Help??

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My boss told me to have a good day.

So I went home.

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My Jewish friend says this is a non-offensive Holocaust joke

A Holocaust survivor died recently. Goes to Heaven and upon meeting God, he decided to tell a Holocaust joke. Then God said "That's not funny", to which the Jew replied "Oh, I guess you had to be there".

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A penguin takes his car to the shop and the mechanic says it'll take about an hour for him to check it.

While he waits, the penguin goes to an ice cream shop and orders a big sundae to pass the time. The penguin isn't the neatest eater, and he ends up covered in melted ice cream. When he returns to the shop, the mechanic takes one look at him and says,

"Looks like you blew a seal."

"No," the penguin insists, "it's just ice cream."

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What did the Redditor say when the bombs he placed in the bank finally exploded?

Woah, this blew up! Thanks for the gold!

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