He asked her, “Do you have any books on paranoia?”
She leaned over to him and whispered, “They’re right behind you.”
Chủ Nhật, 25 tháng 4, 2021
It’s Friday night and a young woman gets chatting with a handsome army sergeant in a bar.
After a couple of drinks she asks: “So when was the last time you slept with a real woman then?”
A little taken aback, the sergeant replies “Let’s see...that would have been about 2015”.
With that, the woman takes him home for a thoroughly enjoyable evening. Afterwards she exclaims: “Well sergeant...for somebody who hasn’t had sex since 2015 you certainly haven’t forgotten anything!”.
The man looks at his watch and says: “I should hope not, it’s only 2230!”
A dwarf walks into a brothel with a honeycomb and a donkey.
The brothel keeper asks how she can help him. He says, "I need a woman, because mine has left me."
The keeper says "Why? And what are the honeycomb and donkey for?" The dwarf says, "My wife found a genie in a bottle, and he granted her three wishes. The first, she asked for a house fit for a queen, so he gave her this honeycomb, the second she asked for the nicest ass in all the land, so he gave her this lovely donkey..."
The keeper asked, "What was the third wish?" "She asked the genie for my cock to hang down past my knees." "That's not so bad." "Not so bad?" Spluttered the dwarf, "I used to be six foot three!"
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