When asked if he will find a replacement, the Ringmaster responded, "Where will I ever find another man of his caliber?"
Thứ Ba, 27 tháng 4, 2021
A man books a Doctor's appointment for his huge penis.
He books the appointment with the doctor and goes into to see him and explains,
"D-d-d-d-docter I have a really bad s-s-s-stutter caused by all the b-b-b-b-blood going to my huge p-p-p-p-penis"
The doctor takes a look and can see that is the case. They come to an agreement that the man must have his penis reduced to a normal size to help with blood flow and stop the stutter.
A week later and the doctor conducts the surgery and removes most of the penis and leaves it off to the side and stitches the man up. He wakes up and without a doubt, no stutter! "Thank you doctor this will be life changing!"
A week passes and the man comes back down to see the doctor. "Doctor iv been able to talk fine but the issue is the girls don't like me anymore, I used to get all the ladies with my huge penis, now they don't like me, I need you stitch my penis back on"
The doctor replies, "g-g-g-g-go fuck yourself"
Teamster in a whore house
So a Teamster goes to Vegas for the annual conference and while he's there, asks one of his local brothers where a good whore house can be found. The local gives him three options. At the first house, he asks the Madame how much for a girl. "$100" " what's the split? " "Girl gets $25, house gets $75." So he leaves. At the second house, he's told a girl costs $100 "What's the split?" " House gets $60, girl gets $40" So he leaves At the third house he's told a girl will cost $100 "What's the split?" " girl gets $75, house gets $25" " hot damn! That's a price a working man can live with! " Looking over the room, he sees a blonde with big tits giving him a look. So he runs over, grabs her by the arm, and starts to head upstairs. The Madame stops him and points over at a woman in her 70s with bad skin, stringy hair, and one good tooth. "Not so fast! Darlene has seniority."
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