I asked my wife, “I’m stuck on a crossword clue—Overworked Postman— can you help me?”

She said, “Sure. How many letters?”

I said, “I’m guessing—too many.”

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If dentists make all their money from bad teeth...

....why should we use toothpaste that 8 out of 10 dentists recommend.

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There is only one thing I don’t like about ordering duck in a Chinese restaurant

The bill

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What do you do if you see a BMW using a turn signal?

Call the police, it's obviously stolen.

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Three guys are having a few beers and talking about how dumb their wives are.

Guy1: My wife is so dumb she wants to spend $15,000 to redo the kitchen and she can't even cook.

Guy 2: That's nothing. My wife wants me to buy her a new $50,000 car and she can't even drive yet.

Guy 3: My wife is dumber that both of them. She bought 3 boxes of condoms to take on a business trip and she doesn't even have a dick.

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Got a PS5 for my little brother...

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Best trade I've ever done!

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My wife is a sex object

Every time I ask for sex she objects.

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