The mother says: 'What? Where did you hear that?
The boy replied: "Yesterday I heard Dad say to you, 'Turn off the light and put it in your mouth.'...
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kissing a girl on her sofa
She said "let’s take this upstairs".
“Ok” I said “ You grab one end and I’ll grab the other”...
There is nothing worse than a doctors receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of patients
I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this guy handled it.
A 65-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk.
The Receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?'
'There's something wrong with my dick', he replied.
The receptionist became irritated and said, 'You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that. '
'Why not, you asked me what was wrong and I told you,' he said.
The Receptionist replied; 'Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full...
As I slipped my finger slowly inside her hole, I could immediately feel it getting wetter and wetter.
I slid my finger back out, and within seconds, she was going down on me.
I thought to myself, "I really need a new fucking boat."...
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