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Thứ Tư, 5 tháng 5, 2021
Thứ Ba, 4 tháng 5, 2021
Jesus walks into a bar.
He sees a Russian man with a glass of water. Jesus asks "My son, are you a believer?" The Russian replies "No." With a wave of his hands, Jesus changes it to a glass of wine. "Well my son, do you believe now?" The Russian frowns and shakes his head.
The next day, Jesus comes into the bar and sees the same man. "My son, are you a believer yet?" The Russian replies "No." Jesus waves his hands and behold! The glass again is changed to wine. "Well my son, now you surely believe?" The Russian frowns and shakes his head.
On the third day, Jesus enters the bar and approaches the Russian. "My son, are you a believer yet?"
The Russian looks up "If i say I believe, will you just leave my vodka alone today?"
A man decided to join a monastery where you were only allowed to say two words every 10 years
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After 10 years in the monastery the head monk summons’ him and says ‘You’ve been with us for 10 years. What two words would you like to say.’
The monk replies ‘I’m hungry’, so the head monk organises for an extra ration be given to him each day.
After 20 years the head monk calls him in again and asks ‘What two words would you like to say?’
The monk replies with ‘Too cold’, so the head monk organises for him to get another blanket.
After 30 years the head monk calls him in and says ‘What two words would you like to say’.
The monk replies with ‘Wanna leave’.
The head monk says ‘I’m not surprised. You’ve done nothing but complain since you’ve been here’.
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