Prime-Mates!
Thứ Tư, 5 tháng 5, 2021
A statue of a man and a statue of a woman stood looking at each...
A statue of a man and a statue of a woman stood looking at each other for hundreds of years out in a park. One day a wizard, feeling sorry for the statues, brought them to life for 30 minutes. Right away, the two of them ran into some nearby bushes and you could hear all kinds of strange sounds from there. After a while they came back out, giggling. The wizard told them "You have another 15 minutes left, if you want to have another go." The statues looked at each other and the male statue answered "Fine, but this time you hold the pigeon and I will shit on it."
So I went to the doctor yesterday...
And told him that my bottom hurts.
Doctor: Where does it exactly hurt?
Me: Right around the entrance, it’s really sore
Doctor: My advice is that for as long as you call it the entrance, it’ll hurt.
A woman ran screaming into the pro shop at the golf course...
"I just got stung by a bee between the first and second hole!"
The guy at the counter said "Your stance is too wide".
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