After all, there isn’t a vas deferens between the two ovum
Chủ Nhật, 9 tháng 5, 2021
I joined the navy and shipped out on an aircraft carrier.
It was like living in a skyscraper without the rest of the city, i didn't see the sun for a month working belowdecks and when we made port, instead of getting shore leave i was reassigned to a destroyer leaving port that same day.
What a relief it was, standing watch on deck under the open sky close enough to the water to feel it spray my face, but in a month we made port instead of getting shore leave i was reassigned to a troop transport leaving port that same day.
I was sent to work in the galley, peeled a million potatoes, won and lost a fortune playing dice, but in just a week we made port and instead of getting shore leave i get my orders to join the crew a battlship.
I was made a gunners mate and we drilled night and day. Constant deafening booms as worked to shave fractions of a second off our reload times. It was two months until we saw port and instead of getting leave i was sent to a minesweeper leaving port that same day.
6 weeks we worked to clear a harbor knowing one mistake would be our last. My nerves were frazzled when we finally came into the docks but instead of getting shoreleave i was transferred to a submarine leaving port that same day.
The captain greeted me personally and asked if i had ever served on a sub before. I told him No, but it was the 5th ship i had served on in as many months. He told me not to worry, that was normal.
"WE GET A LOT OF REPOSTS ON THIS SUB"
I always take 40 or 50 lighters with me in a bag...
Not because I'll need them, but you can always use a lighter bag when hiking.
And I make sure it's not an odd number so that way it's even lighter.
Warning to all men about eBay.
Be careful what you buy on eBay.
If you buy stuff on line, be sure to
check out the seller carefully.
I just spent £95 + postage,
on a penis enlarger.
Bastards sent me a magnifying glass.
The only instructions said, "Do not use in sunlight."
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