Cop: You are the lawyer.
Lawyer: Exactly, so where's my present?
Chủ Nhật, 16 tháng 5, 2021
Make sure the intercom is switched off!
The plane lands and the pilot gives his usual speech, but he forgets to switch off the intercom.
The co-pilot asks the pilot what he has planned for the evening.
The pilot replies, “first I am going to shit, then I am gonna bang the shit out of the new stewardess”
The stewardess is mortified and starts to run up to the cockpit to confront the pilot, but trips and falls at the cockpit door.
A woman sitting in the first row helps her up and whispers to her “take your time honey, he’s going for a shit first”
The Wine Taster At An Old Vineyard Died. A Homeless Guy, Looking Ragged And Dirty, Came To Apply. He Persuaded The Manager To Give Him A Try.
The guy was given a glass of wine. He swirled, smelled, sipped and spit. “It's a red wine, Merlot, three years old, grown on the South Slope and matured in oak barrels." He said. "Impressive," said the manager.
The man is given another. "Still a red wine, Cabernet, eight years old, from the Northeast slope, stored in a steel vats.”
The manager was amazed. He winked at his secretary. The secretary understood and brought out a glass of urine. The drunkard tasted it and said. "It's a blond, 27 years old, three months pregnant, and if I don't get this job, I'll tell who the father is!"
Little Susie came home from school and told her mum the boys kept asking her to do cartwheels
"you should tell them No, they only want to see your knickers" said her mum
"I know that, that's why I hide them in my bag"
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