He still can't say the word for "please" though, which I think is poor for four
Thứ Hai, 17 tháng 5, 2021
This is true: I picked up a pack of ear plugs at work today and it had three in the pack
The maintenance guy said “that’s the Spock pack”
Me: “Spock pack?”
Maint: “aye; one for the left ear, one for the right ear - and one for the final front ear”
A woman in my office died.
A woman in my office died.
It’s not like I didn’t notice but for months afterwards I kept on copying her into emails.
Some people got upset and I was like ‘Sorry - I CC dead people.’
A lady finally found her soulmate and calls her dad to tell him about it
(Translated from romanian, hopefully you will get it lol)
The dad is smiling and eager to find out more about this man he asks even more questions about her new lover.
She tells him that he is smart, beautiful, finished his studies at a highly prestigious university and now he is working as an engineer.
The dad asks “So where did he finish?”
And the girl replies “On my boobs!”
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table.
A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude."
With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!" As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed... "YES! YES! I WON, I WON!" She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed...
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."
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