"What is she doing that for?" Asked the judge.
"Fu***ng looking for me."...
Thứ Sáu, 21 tháng 5, 2021
A large corporation hires a Tribe of cannibals...
And they tell them: "You have full rights as employees, but you're not allowed to eat anybody."
Things go well for several weeks and then the CEO calls the Tribe into his office. The CEO says:
"Somebody has been reported missing. Did you eat them?"
The chief of the Tribe checks with his people and says:
"No sir, we have not eaten anybody. It must be a coincidence."
The CEO is skeptical but he has no evidence so he dismisses the Tribe.
Once they are away from the other employees, the chief turns to his Tribe and asks: "Okay, which one of you idiots...
A guy is drinking real hard at the bar one night...
even though he promised his wife he won’t because he always gets too drunk. After many drinks he decided it’s time to go. He pays his tab and pushes himself off of the bar stool. He lands face first on the floor. So he pulled himself back up onto the bar stool. After a few minutes and a cup of coffee he thinks he’s ready for the short walk home. He pushes himself off the stool and once again finds himself face first on the floor. He thinks some fresh air will help so he crawls outside and pulls himself up on the light poll. He can see his front...
Thứ Năm, 20 tháng 5, 2021
A wife decides to take her husband, Dave, to a strip club for his birthday.
They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin'?"
His wife is puzzled and asks if hes been to this club before.
"Oh no," says Dave. "Hes on my bowling team."
When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if hed like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.
His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says,"How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"
"Shes in the Ladies Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them."
A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, and says "Hi Davey. Want your...
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