Funny Story

FunnyStory about animals and all around the world

Thứ Sáu, 21 tháng 5, 2021

What do you call a book club that's been stuck on one book for years?

Church...

What's suicide bombers' biggest fear?

Dying alone...

How many redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many redittors does it take to change a lightbulb? 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed. 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently. 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs. 17 purists who use candles and are offended by light bulb discussions. 6 to argue over whether it's 'lightbulb' or 'light bulb.' Another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid. 22 to tell THOSE 6 to stop being jerks. 2 industry professionals to inform the...

My wife just recently completed a 40-week body building course...

It’s a boy and he weighs 11lbs 4oz...

A poor man meets a rich man around Christmas......

The poor man asks the rich man, "What are you getting your wife this Christmas?" The rich man replies, "Diamond earrings and a Mercedes." The poor man asks, "Why are you getting her two gifts?" The rich man says, "Well, if she doesn't like the earrings then she can drive to the store and exchange them." The poor man nods. Then the rich man asks him, "So what are you getting your wife this year?" The poor man thinks about it for a second and replies, "A pair of slippers and a dildo." The rich man asks, "Why those two things?" The poor man astutely...

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar

​ An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar    The first mathematician orders a beer  The second orders half a beer  "I don't serve half-beers" the bartender replies  "Excuse me?" Asks mathematician #2  "What kind of bar serves half-beers?" The bartender remarks. "That's ridiculous." "Oh c'mon" says mathematician #1 "do you know how hard it is to collect an infinite number of us? Just play along" "There are very strict laws on how I can serve drinks. I couldn't serve you half a beer even if I wanted to." "But...

Professor: April, you are failing my class.

April: Oh, Professor. My parents will be so mad. I’m sure we can fix this. I’ll do annnything to pass. Professor: {gulp} anything? April: YES! Anything you can dream up. Professor: Will you…… study?...