Erectile Dysfunction

On his 70th birthday, a man was given a gift certificate from his wife. The certificate was for a consultation with an traditional healer, who was well known to have a very good naturopathic cure for erectile dysfunction! As he despised western medicine, believing the conspiracy theory that they only represent the interests of big pharma, he consulted with the traditional healer. The healer gave him a potion and with a strong grip on his shoulder warned, This is a powerful medicine. You take only a teaspoonful, and then say ’1-2-3.’ When you do,...

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If you spell gender backwards...

...you might be a redneg....

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A child crashes his bike in front of a church

The priest see's this and bring the boy inside to treat him. The boy having a concussion stays the night in the church. In the middle of the night he hears a blood curling scream. The next morning he asks the priest what the sound was and says "I am sorry my child I cannot tell you for you are not a priest". A few years later the same child now a teenager is skate boarding by the same church. He crashes and has another concussion the same priest brings him in and has him spend the night. In the middle of the night he hears the same blood curling...

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Our computers went down at work today, so we had to do everything manually...

It took me twenty minutes to shuffle the cards for solitaire....

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How did the Latino kill 50 people at the same time?

I don't know. He must have had a locomotive....

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Genie: You have two wishes left

Me: I wish the letter G was the letter P instead Penie: And your final wish? Me: I wish that every E at the end of a word was an S instead Penis: Ms: Nics...

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Which dinosaur does the government of the People's Republic of China hate?

Taiwanasaurus...

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