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With each visit, he continues his affair with the hotel owner’s daughter.
On his visit this year he finds out she has given birth to twin boys.
“Why on earth didn’t you tell me?” said the astonished lawyer.
“You know I would have married you and provided for the babies.”
The woman replied, “That may be so. But when I told my parents I was pregnant, we talked over the options and decided it was far better to have a couple of bastards in the family than a lawyer".
They See A Sex Therapist, And He Recommends That They Have A Constant Supply Of Cool Air In The Bedroom, So The Man Asks His Best Friend To Waft A Towel While He And His Wife Make Love.
Begrudgingly, The Friend Submits And Says Yes.
After 20 Minutes Of Lovemaking, The Woman Is No Closer To Orgasm, So The Friend Wafting The Towel Recommends That They Switch Places. So The Friend Is Now Having Sex With The Woman While The Husband Wafts The Towel.
After Two Minutes, The Woman Starts To Tremble And Lets Out An Incredible Cry As She Reaches The Most Intense Orgasm She Has Ever Had.
The Husband Looks At His Friend, And Proudly Proclaims, "Now That, My Friend, Is How You Waft A Fucking Towel."
When I arrived at the conference room, no one was there. I felt tricked, bamboozled and hurt. Then, out of nowhere a janitor peeks his head in. He tells me the meeting won’t be starting for another hour. Turns out I came too early.
They go to see a therapist, who asks them what they think the problem is. The wife says, "I just don't have time for it, I'm too busy cooking, cleaning, doing the laundry and everything else. Sex is starting to lose its appeal".
The farmer is disheartened to hear this, but listens to the therapist, who tells him, "You need to change things up a bit. You'll just have to do something sexy to attract her."
The next morning, the wife is in the house, ironing some clothes, when she hears strange sounds from outside. She runs out of the kitchen and into the front yard, and sees her husband completely naked thrusting his dick in and out of tractor's exhaust pipe. "What on Earth are you doing?" she shouts.
The farmer looks up at her. "Well the therapist said to do something sexy to a tractor."