FunnyStory about animals and all around the world
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Bono asked the audience for total silence.
Then in the silence he started to clap his hands. Once every few seconds.
Keeping the audience in silence he said into the microphone, “every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies.”
From the front of the crowd a broad Irish accent pierced the silence, “well, fooking stop doin it, yer evil bastard!”
A lady walks into the pro shop to complain about bee stings while she is golfing.
The pro asks: “where’d you get stung?”
“Between the first and second hole”, she answers.
The pro replied: “your stance is too wide”.
The husband explains "I often get bored at work and today my mind was wandering and I thought to myself 'what would happen if I stuck my penis inside the pickle slicer?'"
The wife is clearly blind-sided by this confession and doesn't know what to say next. Eventually she says to him "That was an incredibly stupid and unsafe thing to do but at least you're all in one piece."
The husband appreciates his wife's response and says "I suppose you're right."
To lighten the mood the wife asks cheerfully "So what happened to the pickle slicer?"
The husband takes a moment and says "Oh, she was fired too."
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