Well, she did try to take down a whole race...
Thứ Ba, 29 tháng 6, 2021
Busted axle
The doc told a guy that masturbating before sex often helped men last longer during the act.
The man decided, "What the hell, I'll try it," He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it before he got home to his wife. He couldn't do it in his office. He thought about the restroom, but that was too open. He considered an alley, but figured that was too unsafe.
Finally, he realized his solution. On his way home, he pulled his truck over on the side of the highway. He got out and crawled underneath as if he was examining the truck. Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and started to play with his unit. He closed his eyes and thought of his lover.
As he grew closer to the big finish, he felt a quick tug at the bottom of his pants. Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm, he kept his eyes shut and replied, "What?" He heard, "This is the police. What's going on down there?"
The man replied, "I'm checking out the rear axle, it's busted."
The cop replied, "Well, you might as well check your brakes too while you're down there because your truck rolled down the hill 5 minutes ago."
An elderly gentleman goes to his..
doctor for a physical, checked his bloodwork, heart and lungs, everything looks great! The doctor said he had one more test to perform. He needed the man to go home to collect a sperm sample in this jar to see how his reproductive health is.
The old man says no problem with a smile.
The next morning, the man returns and the doctor greets him. He hands the doctor the empty jar. The doc asked what happened?
The old man begins "You see, I came home, and first tried with my right hand. And then with my left. I tried with both hands and still nothing... I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then her left, and then both, still nothing. Then she tried with her mouth, first teeth in then teeth out... Still nothing.
We decided to call over our neighbor, lovely young woman, helps us out time to time. She said she would come over to help. She tries with her right hand, then her left. With both... She tried with her mouth, first teeth in then teeth out, she even stuck it between her knees...."
The doctor cut him off... "YOU ASKED YOUR NEIGHBOR?!"
Old man simply responds, "Well yes, None of us could get the Jar open!!!"
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