I was going to tell a gay joke for the last day of pride month…

butt fuck it.

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What’s the difference between being hungry and being horny?

Where you put the cucumber

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How do you know aliens are not vegan?

Because they haven't contacted us to say it.

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What do you call an Army Commander who is covered in pepper?

A seasoned veteran

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Four men are at a high school reunion catching up.

Four men are at a high school reunion catching up. When one of them had to go to the bathroom, the other three start talking about how successful their sons are.

Guy 1: My son is so successful, he owns a car dealership and just gave his best friend a Ferrari.

Guy 2: That's nothing, my son owns an airliner and just gave his best friend a private jet.

Guy 3: Yea? Well, my son is more successful than that: he owns an architectural firm and he just gave his best friend his own castle.

The 4th guy comes back from the bathroom and asks

Guy 4: What are you guys talking about?

Guy 2: Oh, we're talking about how successful our sons are.

Guy 4: Well my son is a gay stripper.

Guy 3: Wow, you must be disappointed with what he's done with his life.

Guy 4: Actually, he is doing pretty well for himself. He just got a Ferrari, a jet and a castle from his 3 boyfriends

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what would a world without women be like?

a real pain in the ass

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My friend said he couldn't pay his water bill....

so I sent him a "Get Well Soon" card.

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