Because your best friend gives you space when you need it.
Chủ Nhật, 4 tháng 7, 2021
Woman goes to see a doctor about her bed wetting problem
Doctors listens to her, nods sagely where appropriate and then tells her to strip. Woman is a bit confused but does as instructed. While she is undressing doctor places a big mirror on the floor and then tells woman to do a headstand over it. Even more confused woman does as instructed, figuring doctor must know what he is doing. As she does her thing doctor grabs her legs, pries them apart and places his chin between them. He studies the mirror for a minute and then gently releases woman's legs, helping her come down. Once she is dressed he instructs her not to drink any liquids 3 hours before going to bad. "Thank you doctor. But what was the deal with mirror and headstand? I can't see how that has anything to do with my problem or with treatment." is woman curious. "Oh, you are right, it doesn't." explains the doctor. "I just wanted to see how I would look like with a beard."
A Proctology exam.
A man is sitting over the counter with his pants down at the doctors office.
The doctor comes in and sits down and starts working the gloves onto his hands.
“Alright Brian, it’s your first proctology exam, just sit back, relax, and try not to get an erection” the doctor says.
The patient awkwardly looks back and says “but my names Dan.”
Doctor responds “oh I know, my names Brian.”
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals.
The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and has each of them try to catch it.
The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.
The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, filling everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.
The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten raccoon. The raccoon is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"
Thứ Bảy, 3 tháng 7, 2021
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