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So they do this, and begin painting their room. Soon they hear a knock at the door. They ask, "Who is it?" "Blind man!" The nuns look at each other and one nun says, "He's blind, so he can't see. What could it hurt?" They let him in. The blind man walks in and says, "Hey, nice tits. Where do you want me to hang the blinds?"
A blind man was always turned down by women because of his disability. He knew one thing though, that he had an abnormally large erection. Knowing he couldn't successfully have a relationship, and use his hammer properly, he asked one of his dear friends to bring him to "pleasure palace", a local sex facility.
They go to the place and his friend says to the woman behind the desk, without his blind friend hearing, "my friend here is blind, but he claims you will not be disappointed." So the woman agrees and brings him into a room. She pulls his pants down and wows about his erection. She knew she couldn't handle it so she brought in another woman. She couldn't handle it and told the boss. The boss comes in to take a look at it and tells the blind mans friend to take him somewhere else. He only knew one other place to find a vagina big enough to fulfill his wishes. So he took him to your mothers house.
He told his assistant that he wasn't feeling well. He drove to a golf course in another city, so nobody would know him.
He teed off on the first hole. A huge gust of wind caught his ball, carried is an extra hundred yards and dropped it right in the hole, for a 450 yard hole in one.
An angel looked at God and said "What'd you do that for?" God smiled and said "Who's he going to tell?"
"Good morning, Comrade Sun" he says.
"And a very good morning to you, Comrade Stalin" the sun replies.
Later in the day, as Stalin is heading to NKVD headquarters to meet with Beria he says, "Good afternoon, Comrade Sun"
"And a very good afternoon to you, Comrade Stalin" the Sun replies.
As he goes for his evening jog on the Kremlin's grounds, he says, "Good evening, Comrade Sun"
No response.
"I said 'Good evening, Comrade Sun'" Stalin says with his anger rising.
The Sun replies, "Fuck you, I'm in the West now."
The bartender agrees
The man takes his glass eye out, and bites it
The bartender angrily gives the man his money
The man bets the bartender $500 dollars that he can bite his other eyeball too
The bartender agrees to the bet, because the man was not blind
The man pulls out his dentures and lightly chomps them on his other eyeball
The bartender is fuming, but gives the man his money
The man then orders a beer, and walks away
The man walks back, and bets the bartender $1000 that he can piss directly into a shot glass while running, with 2 attempts
The bartender knows for a fact that this is impossible, and agrees to the bet
On attempt 1, the man gets piss everywhere, and none in the shot glass
The bartender smirks, with high hopes
On attempt 2, the man once again pisses everywhere in the bar, except for the glass
The bartender jumps up and down in excitement, knowing that he has won
Then another man in the corner of the bar screams 'FUCK'
When the bartender asks what the problem is, the man says,
"That asshole just bet me $10,000 that he could piss all over the bar, and that you would be happy"