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Thứ Bảy, 17 tháng 7, 2021

God will protect me from COVID-19.

A good Christian man walked into Walmart and was offered a mask by the store greeter. The man politely declined saying God would protect him from Covid. Later the man went to his doctor for a routine check up. The doctor told him everything is fine and they also have all three different types of the Covid vaccine if he would like one. Again the man politely declined saying God would protect him from Covid. A few weeks later the man fell very ill. He went back to his doctor and to his disbelief was diagnosed with Covid and admitted to the hospital....

What does a rubix cube and a penis have in common?

The more you play with it the harder it gets....

A man and a woman are sitting beside each other on an aeroplane.

The woman sneezes and right after she is done she shudders and moans. The man asks,"Are you alright? Because the sneezing seems normal but the shuddering and shivers... Not very much." The woman replies,"Oh yeah, I have this rare condition where I orgasm every time sneeze." -"That sure is a very rare condition. What are you taking for it?" Woman: "Pepper"...

My wife said to me “If I ever get

Alzheimers I would commit suicide rather than burdening you with me" I said "Thats the fifth time you've said that today"...

So a woman is chasing down an ice cream truck...

... And the ice cream man stops and says, "What can I get for you, Ma'am?" She says "Nothing, just wanted to tell you I'm vegan."...

“Your underwear is much too tight and very revealing,” I said to my wife.

She said, “Wear your own then.”...

A farmer was sitting in his barn. After a long day he was admiring his work.

Farmer: I love my job Sheep: Yeah cause all you do is boss us all day The farmer not believing what just happened Farmer: What did you just say..!? Sheep: You herd us....