Because he has no Seoul.
Thứ Tư, 21 tháng 7, 2021
A gay man, finally deciding he could no longer hide his sexuality from his parents
went over to their house,
and found his mother in the kitchen cooking dinner. He
sat down at the kitchen table, let out a big sigh, and
said, "Mom, I have something to tell you: I'm gay."
His mother made no reply or gave any response, and
the guy was about to repeat it to make sure she'd
heard him, when she turned away from the pot she
was stirring and said calmly, "You're gay -- doesn't
that mean you put other men's penises in your mouth?"
The guy said nervously, "Uh, yeah, Mom, that's right."
His mother went back to stirring the pot, then suddenly
whirled around, whacked him over the head with her
spoon and said, "Don't you EVER complain about
my cooking again!!"
A man goes in for a prostate exam
The gentlemen is waiting for the doctor to come in and start the examination.
The young doctor comes in and greets the patient explaining that he will conduct the exam and grabs a pair of gloves.
The doctor then says “ Okay Steve this is your first Prostate exam, don’t get an errection.
The patient then replies “uhh my name is not Steve!?!”
The doctor says “ I know, my name is Steve”.
Walking home after a girls' night out, two women pass a graveyard and stop to pee. The first woman has nothing to wipe with, so she uses her underwear and tosses it.
Her friend, however, finds a ribbon on a wreath, so she uses that. The next day, the first woman's husband phones the second woman's husband, furious: "My wife came home last night without her panties!" "That's nothing," says the other. "Mine came back with a card stuck between her butt cheeks that said, 'From all of us at the fire station, we'll never forget you.'"
A lost dog strays into a jungle. A lion sees this from a distance and says with caution "this guy looks edible, never seen his kind before".
So the lion starts rushing towards the dog with menace. The dog notices and starts to panic but as he's about to run he sees some bones next to him and gets an idea and says loudly "mmm...that was some good lion meat!".
The lion abruptly stops and says " Woah! This guy seems tougher then he looks, I better leave while I can".
Over by the tree top, a monkey witnessed everything. Evidently, the monkey realizes the he can benefit from this situation by telling the lion and getting something in return. So the monkey proceeds to tell the lion what really happened and the lion says angrily "get on my back, we'll get him together".
So they start rushing back to the dog. The dog sees them and realized what happened and starts to panic even more. He then gets another idea and shouts "where the hell is that monkey! I told him to bring me another lion an hour ago..."
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