Our three cats did the rest....
Thứ Năm, 22 tháng 7, 2021
A Man goes to the beach with his friends and gets buried up to his neck in the sand.
After a while, his friends leave him to go to the bar.
Some time later, the man looks up to see three beautiful women walking over to him giggling; a brunette, a blonde and a redhead. They stop in front of him. Then the brunette approaches.
"Have you ever been hugged?" She asked the man.
"No." He replies honestly.
So the Brunette smiles, bends over and gives the man a great big (if slightly awkward) hug. Then she walks off.
The Blonde then approaches the man and asks; "Have you ever been kissed?"
Once again the man honestly replies; "No."
The...
A guy finds his dog with the neighbors pet rabbit in its mouth
The rabbit is dead and the guy panics. He takes the dirty, chewed-up rabbit into the house. He gives it a bath, blow-dries its fur, and puts it back into the cage at the neighbor's house, hoping they will think it died of natural causes.
A few days later, the neighbor asks the guy, "Did you hear that Fluffy died?"
The guy stammers and says, "Um... no... what happened?"
The neighbor replies, "We found him dead in his cage one day, but the weird thing is that the day after we buried him, someone had dug him up, gave him a bath, and put him back...
Three rats are at a bar telling stories on how tough they are....
The first rat takes a shot and says, "Whenever I find rat poison, I like to crush it up and do lines just to get a good buzz for the day." The second rat takes a shot and says, "That's nothing! Whenever I find cheese on a mousetrap, I purposely trip the spring & right before I get crushed I bench press the bar 20-30 times & then take the cheese." The third rat hearing this takes his shot, gets up, & proceeds to walk out the door. The other two rats are dumbfounded & shout out to him, Where are you going?" The third rat replies,...
A lady approaches a priest and shyly tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have these two talking female parrots but, they only know how to say one thing... they keep saying 'Hi, we’re hot... do you want to *fuck us*?'"
"That's terrible!" says the priest. "But, I have a solution to your problem. Bring your two parrots over to my house tomorrow. I will put them with my two male talking parrots... to whom I've taught to pray and read the bible. My parrots will then teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible filth, and your female parrots will learn to pray and worship the good Lord.
" So the next day, the lady brings her two female parrots to the priest's house. The priest's two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage.
The lady puts...
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