Living room....
Thứ Ba, 27 tháng 7, 2021
Old man Sitting on his front porch. (Long)
One afternoon he see a kid ride past on his bike with a roll of chicken wire. The old guy asks: "Where are you heading with that chicken wire son?"
"I'm gonna catch me some chickens down at the park".
"You don't catch chickens with chicken wire"
The old feller shakes his head in exasperation with the 'youth of today'. Half an hour later, the kid rides past with 3 chickens bundled up in the chicken wire.
"Well I'll be hornswoggled".
The next day the kid rides past with a roll of duck tape on the handlebars of his bike. The old guy asks:
"Where...
A Mafia gang takes on a deaf man to run their deliveries...
A Mafia gang takes on a deaf man to run their deliveries, feeling it would be safer having someone unable to overhear conversations.
However, one day when he is to deliver a large sum of money, he never shows up with it. The mobsters track him down, but don't find the money on him. As none of them are able to use sign language, they bring in an interpreter.
Mobster: "Where'd you hide the money?" (Interpreter signs the question.)
The bag man signs his reply. The interpreter says, "He says he had to ditch it in the river because...
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