A misused colon
Thứ Ba, 27 tháng 7, 2021
"G'Day mate, Aussie help line here..........What's the problem,.... Cobber?"
"I'm in Darwin with my Sheila and she's been stung on the minge by a wasp, and now her pussy has completely closed up."
"Bummer, mate...!!!"
"Thanks mate, I hadn't thought of that. Bye."
Old man Sitting on his front porch. (Long)
One afternoon he see a kid ride past on his bike with a roll of chicken wire. The old guy asks: "Where are you heading with that chicken wire son?"
"I'm gonna catch me some chickens down at the park".
"You don't catch chickens with chicken wire"
The old feller shakes his head in exasperation with the 'youth of today'. Half an hour later, the kid rides past with 3 chickens bundled up in the chicken wire.
"Well I'll be hornswoggled".
The next day the kid rides past with a roll of duck tape on the handlebars of his bike. The old guy asks:
"Where are you heading with that duck tape son?"
"I'm gonna catch me some ducks down at the pond".
"You don't catch ducks with duck tape son"
The old feller shakes his head in exasperation with the 'youth of today'. Half an hour later, the kid rides past with 3 ducks wrapped up in the duck tape.
"Well I'll be hornswoggled".
The next day the kid rides past with a couple of stalks of pussy willow. The old guys says:
"Hang on a second. I'll get my hat'.
Đăng ký:
Bài đăng (Atom)