"I went through a whole box of Tissues watching that movie"
Thứ Năm, 2 tháng 9, 2021
An army captain approaches a prostitute and asks her, "Would you enjoy my company for $100?"...
She looks at the handsome military officer and says, "Of course, I would be glad!"
Captain replies, "COMPANY! FORWARD!"
Thứ Tư, 1 tháng 9, 2021
A farmer owned a nice car which would get ruined because his chickens kept pecking the hood.
A farmer owned a nice car which would get ruined because his chickens kept pecking the hood. After several weeks of fuming at his chickens for making scratches and small dents in the hood of his car he decided to find a solution. Coincidentally a salesperson came by his house and offered a special spray which would coat the car in a special finish to protect it from chickens. The farmer sprayed the coating and placed the chicken on the hood. To his pleasure the chicken was unable to make a single scratch with it's beak. The sales person asked the farmer to leave a review about how he found the product. He wrote just one word: "Impeccable"
A man’s walking home late at night when he sees a woman in the shadows. “Twenty dollars,” she says. He’s never been with a prostitute before, but he decides what the hell.
They are going at it for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them—it’s a policeman.
“What’s going on here, people?” asks the officer.
“I’m making love to my wife,” the man answers indignantly.
“Oh, I’m sorry,” says the cop, “I didn’t know.”
“Well,” said the man, “to tell the truth neither did I until you flashed that light on her face.”
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