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Thứ Bảy, 11 tháng 9, 2021

I've been taking Viagra for my sunburn.

It doesn't cure it but it keeps the sheets off my legs at night.

I'm emotionally constipated.

I haven't given a shit in days.

What does a 9-volt battery and an asshole have in common?

You know it's wrong, but eventually you put your tongue on it.

An American woman goes to Italy on business and asks her husband what she could bring back for him.

He laughs and says, "An Italian girl!"

When she returns home he picks her up at the airport and asks, "So, honey, how was the trip?"

"Very good," she replies.

"And did you bring something home for me?"

"Something, did I forget?" she asks.

"The Italian girl I asked for," he replies jokingly.

"Oh, that," she says. "Well, I did what I could. Now we have to wait nine months to see if it's a girl."

How does a nonbinary ninja kill people?

They slash Them.

Recently I have become addicted to placebo pills

I can stop at any time but it wouldn’t make a difference

What do you call a penis that disappears?

A Magic Johnson.