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Thứ Bảy, 11 tháng 9, 2021

An American woman goes to Italy on business and asks her husband what she could bring back for him.

He laughs and says, "An Italian girl!"

When she returns home he picks her up at the airport and asks, "So, honey, how was the trip?"

"Very good," she replies.

"And did you bring something home for me?"

"Something, did I forget?" she asks.

"The Italian girl I asked for," he replies jokingly.

"Oh, that," she says. "Well, I did what I could. Now we have to wait nine months to see if it's a girl."

How does a nonbinary ninja kill people?

They slash Them.

Recently I have become addicted to placebo pills

I can stop at any time but it wouldn’t make a difference

What do you call a penis that disappears?

A Magic Johnson.

Kid going to his first day of school, he looks worried, his dad asks him "What's wrong?"

Nervous, the kid asks, "How long do I have to go to school for?"

"Until you're 18" says the father.

The kid nods, and thinks about this quietly.

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When they get to the front gates of the school, the kid says "Dad, you will remember to come and get me when I'm 18, won't you?"

I just read a book about Stockholm Syndrome...

It was pretty bad at first, but by the end I kinda liked it.

American conservatives are pretty homophobic

for people so proud of their four fathers