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Thứ Ba, 14 tháng 9, 2021
A teacher walks up to the blackboard and writes DEFINITELY
She turns to the class and says, "Today we'll be looking at the word 'definitely'. Definitely is when something is assured and there is no chance of doubt. Now, I want some volunteers to use definitely in a statement."
Little Suzy raises her hand and says, "I am definitely going to the park after school today."
"No, I would think there's a good chance you'll go to the park but it might rain so it's not definitely."
Little Billy raises his hand and says, "My team are definitely going to win the game this Saturday."
"No, I know you really want your...
My translation of a foreign joke:
A man takes a pleasant stroll on a Friday evening... suddenly, the Devil himself pops up in front of him and whispers, "Take all the money in your wallet, go to this casino, and put it on the number 27!"
The man is first shocked, then becomes curious, and quickly yields, goes to the casino, puts all the money on 27 and wins!
Excited he exits the casino and meets the Devil again. The latter is silent for a moment and then says again, "Take all your money - all that you've won - go inside and put it on 27!" - "Again?!" - "Yes! Do it!" - The man...
Apprehended
A mild-mannered man was being tailgated by a stressed-out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection. The tailgating woman hit the roof, and the horn, screaming in frustration and flipping him a bird and shaking her fist as she missed her chance to get through the intersection. As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of...
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