Funny Story

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Thứ Hai, 20 tháng 9, 2021

My husband and i were dressed and ready to go out for a lovely evening of dinner and theatre.

Having been burgled in the past, we turned on a 'night light' and the answering machine, then put the cat in the backyard. When our cab arrived, we walked out our front door and our rather tubby cat scooted between our legs inside, then ran up the stairs. Because our cat likes to chase our budgie we really didn't want to leave them unchaperoned so my husband ran inside to retrieve her and put her in the back yard again. Because i didn't want the taxi driver to know our house was going to be empty all evening, i explained to him that my husband...

What do you call a man that shaves ten times a day?

A barber....

Nsfw: Two tampons are walking down the street, which one says "Hey" first?

Neither, they're both stuck-up cunts....

Chủ Nhật, 19 tháng 9, 2021

I like my women like I like my coffee

I’ve never had coffee...

Why did Karen press Ctrl-Shift-Esc?

Because she wanted to see the task manager....

My ex-girlfriend just told me she wants us to get back together again.

MAN, I sure am LUCKY! I mean, first I win the lottery and now THIS!!!...

My wife says if this post gets 1000 upvotes I can get anal on my cake day

Please upvote because I want this house to be spotless...