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Thứ Bảy, 28 tháng 11, 2015

So Donald Trump wants to be president and move into the white house. Why not?

It wouldn't be the first time he pushed a black family out of their home.     credits to Snoop Dogg @ Donald Trump roast...

Scientists have grown human vocal chords in a Petri dish.

The results speak for themselves....

What's not 50% off today?

Health insurance...

How do you say goodbye to an Indonesian?

with a big wave...

Um, Have You Heard About BuzzFeed’s Daily Dogs Newsletter?

It’s called “Dog A Day” and it’s exactly as delightful as it sounds. If you’re the kind of person who smiles whenever they see an adorable dog, then we have VERY good news: Meghan Powell When you sign up for BuzzFeed’s “Dog A Day” newsletter, you'll get one in your inbox EVERY SINGLE DAY. addelburgh.tumblr.com You'll meet all kinds of precious pups, like this sleepy snoozer... Jessica Bernhardt Wenk This very muddy buddy... imgur.com View Entire...

Money or Sex

A woman preparing to leave her husband casually informs him, "I'm going to become a hooker. I can make $400 for what I give you for free." "I'm coming with you," the man replies. "I want to see you live on $800 a year."...

A father and a son

one day were walking down a road when the little Johnny sees a beetle laying on the ground with his feet up and asks his father "Dad what's wrong with that beetle?", his dad tells him that the beetle has died and has his feet up because it will be easier for God to pick him up to the heaven when he comes down. And the Johnny starts crying and tells his Dad that his mother was going to die too, Dad: "What, how!". Johnny: "This morning, she was holding her feet up and screaming oh God here I come, luckily the neighbour was there holding her down". sorry...