There were 8 black men and a gun.
Thứ Năm, 15 tháng 9, 2016
I was enjoying the most delicious burger at the food court.
A vegetarian looked at my burger and said, "You know, a cow died so you could have that burger."
Mid-bite, I looked at his salad and responded, "Maybe he died because you keep eating all its fucking food!"
"Dad, are they allowed to put two people in the same grave?"
"I don't think so, son. Why do you ask?" "Because that headstone over there says, 'Here lies a lawyer and an honest man.'"
A woman wants to test her boyfriend
She thinks he may be unfaithful, so she asks her sister to help her with something.
As the boyfriend pulls up to the house and enters to find a trail of roses leading up to a closed door. He opens the door to find his girlfriends sister, laying on the bed.
"So, do you fancy it? You know you want to", she asks.
The boyfriend spins round immediately and heads back down stairs towards the front door only to find his girlfriend beaming, "I knew you would never do it!" She runs over to hug him.
The moral of the story? Always keep your condoms in your car.
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