What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck. I'm sorry....

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What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again....

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I saw my midget neighbour on my way home today .

"Jump in, I'll give you a lift home" I said. "Fuck off" he shouted back. "What an ungrateful little cunt" I thought as I zipped up my backpack and continued my walk....

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Isn't it so wierd when you're thinking about someone and then they suddenly appear?

Anyway, my dad just caught me masturbating....

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Why didn't Ken ever get Barbie pregnant?

because he always came in another box....

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Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back

Luckily I was the one facing the TV...

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China's factories in Shenzhen can copy products at breakneck speed-and it's time for the rest of the world to get over it

China's factories in Shenzhen can copy products at breakneck speed-and it's time for the rest of the world to get over it One week after his product hit Kickstarter in December 2015, Yekutiel Sherman was shocked to see it for sale on AliExpress. October 17, 2016 at 09:35PM via Digg http://ift.tt/2dVQt...

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