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Chủ Nhật, 12 tháng 3, 2017
A boy is born without a body
A boy is born without a body and miraculously survives. Even though he has no body parts below the neck he manages to make it through high school and on his 18th birthday his father takes him out for his first drink.
The boy drinks his first beer and instantly grows a torso. In utter shock, the father quickly asks the bartender for another beer. The bartender reluctantly pours the boy another drink. After chugging it, the boy suddenly sprouts a left arm.
Very eager and excited, the father orders another drink. The bartender stated that 2 is enough for a boy's first time and that he shouldn't go overboard. The father is furious at the remark and demands that he give his son another round. After a big sigh, the bartender hands the boy another beer. In a matter of seconds, the boy downs the bottle and grows a right arm.
The entire bar is enraptured at this point and begin chanting for one more beer. The bartender flat out refuses. In a storm of frustration and excitement, the father jumps the counter and steals a bottle of whiskey. The boy drinks the bottle dry and instantly grows two legs. On his newly gained legs the boy stumbles out of the bar into the street and is hit by a truck, killed on impact.
The entire bar is in silence.
"Well," says the bartender, "I guess he should have quit while he was still ahead."
An old man is being interviewed on live TV
-Hello everybody. We are with Michael, who is 97 years old. Michael, tell us, what's your secret?
-During the war, I sucked off a Nazi soldier in exchange for food.
-...I meant about your age.
-Ah... Eating healthy.
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