Funny Story

FunnyStory about animals and all around the world

Chủ Nhật, 12 tháng 3, 2017

Why were the star wars movies released 4,5,6,1,2,3,7,8

In charge of planning Yoda was...

A boy is born without a body

A boy is born without a body and miraculously survives. Even though he has no body parts below the neck he manages to make it through high school and on his 18th birthday his father takes him out for his first drink. The boy drinks his first beer and instantly grows a torso. In utter shock, the father quickly asks the bartender for another beer. The bartender reluctantly pours the boy another drink. After chugging it, the boy suddenly sprouts a left arm. Very eager and excited, the father orders another drink. The bartender stated that 2 is enough...

My friend said to me what rhymes with orange

No. It doesn't....

What does it mean when a man looks deep into your eyes?

it means that you are flat chested....

If my grandmother knew how much money i spent on her funeral

She'd be spinning in her ditch...

I think my math teacher works for the CIA...

He always wants to put radicals in isolation....

An old man is being interviewed on live TV

-Hello everybody. We are with Michael, who is 97 years old. Michael, tell us, what's your secret? -During the war, I sucked off a Nazi soldier in exchange for food. -...I meant about your age. -Ah... Eating healthy....